*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
i’m more confident on the internet because there’s no eye contact involved
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.